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 * // SCHOOL JOKES //**

Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!  Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.  Class: Hooray!! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not ? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football. Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it !

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Kids a ** re ** **Quick ** TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. **** MARIA: ** **Here it is. **** TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? **** CLASS: **** Maria. **

JOHN: **** You told me to do it without using tables. ** TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' **** GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' ****<span style="color: teal; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> TEACHER: No, that's wrong ****<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> GLENN: **** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ** TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ****<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.. ****<span style="color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> TEACHER: What are yo u talking about? ****<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> DONALD: **** Yesterday you said it's H to O. ** TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ****<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> WINNIE: Me! ** MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'**
 * <span style="color: #400080; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;">TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ** **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;">
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 * MILLIE: I is..**
 * TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am...'

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.**
 * TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.**
 * TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.**
 * TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

HAROLD: A teacher**
 * TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.** TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' **
 * TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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My Mother taught me
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."

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Certainly sir. What colour ?
 * Do you have any invisible ink ?**

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it !
 * What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower ?**

A goldfish in a blender !
 * What smells of fish and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?**

I don't know ? Your legs !
 * What has a bottom at the top ?**

No Oh, so it's you !
 * Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" ?**

And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
 * You're ugly.**

Certainly, which one ?
 * I want a hair cut please.**

What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods Cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.